after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
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I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
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You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
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