You're completely useless in the revolution.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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