I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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