i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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