She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
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They have a pepper shaker for pot.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
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After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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