Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
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I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
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you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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