is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
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I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
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I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
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