Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
Randomize
