nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
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My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
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I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
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