I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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