Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
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He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
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Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.