I'm jealous of your bromance
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
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She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
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This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
What happened to fro yo and sex?