I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
23 People Confess Why They Don’t Talk To Their Best Friend Anymore
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
These 17 Delivery Dudes Suck At Their Jobs But Are Winning At Life
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.