The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
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i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
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also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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