do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
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