She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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