Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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