apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
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