billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
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