Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
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he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
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I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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