I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
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