I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
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