Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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