you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
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So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
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We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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