I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
kristin has been a bad kristin
Duck Duck Cougar?
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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