Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
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she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
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This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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