As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
splinters make it hard to masturbate
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Randomize
