There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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