Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
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