My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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