i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
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