I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
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