i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
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Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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