I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
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