Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
so much tequila, so little girl.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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