the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
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Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
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No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
My dad is sitting where you rode me
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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