now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
zippers are such a cool invention
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
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Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
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You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
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