God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
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Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
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What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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