That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
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Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
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I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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