Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
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Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
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So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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