Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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