She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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