if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
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