Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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