Grow some girl-balls and come out already
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
Randomize
