Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
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the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
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like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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