We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
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I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
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just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
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