i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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