butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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