The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Just fell off a train. Bad.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
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