I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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