why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I haven't been this sober since birth.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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