Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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