yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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