sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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