Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
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