Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
I could make wine with my vomit
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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