What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
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It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
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This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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